if ya love ur man show him sum class dont write his name where u wipe ur a**

If yOu AiNt GuNnA SaCk It Go HoMe AnD WaCk It!!!

~Eat Me Beat Me Bite Me Blow Me Suck Me F*ck Me Very Slowly, If U Kiss Me Dont Be Sassy Use Ur Tounge And Make It Nasty

Tickle my tummy with suga and honey u be mah playboy and ill b your bunny ;)

Lifes A Dick When It Gets Hard Fuk It.....

dont be afraid to show ure true colors?

gurlz juss wanna have funn

*+*><*+*><{69} [B]a[B]y [U]r [A]l[l] M[i]n[e]><*+*><*+*

«¤º§êë Mý Hå£ø ßrîght ñ §hìñ¥, Mê§s wït mé  kîçk Ür Hîñë¥ º¤»

Fáshîôñ îs ôñ ôû® mîñds, ßéîñ ©û±îës îs ôû® kîñd, §ô s±ëp ásîdé áñd lë± ûs ±h®ô , Cûz î±s áll ábôû± më áñd my Cû±ë Åss C®ëw

ïm sügå n' spï¢ë n' ëvërÿthång nï¢ë, b4 ü mëss wïf mèéh ü bëtå fïnk twï¢ë

*~lifes a bitch and then you die fuk the world lets all get high~*

ħhé§ ±ø ħhé§ Ðü§± ±ö Ðü§± ïf ï± wè®éñ± fó® wømêñ ü® ±hîñg wóú£ð ®ù§±

*~DoNt Wa§tE pReCiOu§ TiMe CrYiN, §PeNd It PrEpArInG yOuR§eLf FoR tHe NeXt A§§hOlE tHaT tRiE§ To BrEaK yOuR hEaRt~*

Remeber then next time someone pisses you off, it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to slap them!

Life's too short to date ugly guys.

(*)(l)GOd mAdE rIvErS, God MaDe lAkEs, GOd mAdE yOu ButT wE aLl mAkE MiStAkEs (l)(*)

~*(*)WhY gO tO hIgHsChoOl, wHeN yOu cAn gO To sChOoL hIgH(*)*~

~*(*)If you've been naughty go to your room....If you want to be naughty come to mine(*)*~

~*(*)Sex is like pringles..once you pop, you can't stop(*)*~

*~I know you think you broke my heart but I knew your game right from the start, I saw your game I played it to, so laugh now playa the jokes on you!

(*)girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if u press the wrong button you will b disconected!

The hardest thing to do is watch the one u love, love someone else

You may feel like one person in the world, but you may be the world to one person

(*)If gUyS hAd tHeiR pEriOd, tHeY'd pRoBabLy bRaG aBouT tHe SiZe oF tHeiR tAmPoNs(*)

¤"SMiLe...iT's tHe sEcOnD bEsT tHiNg yOu cAn dO WiTh yOuR LiPs!"

*A b!tch has 4 legs, i have 2,  A b!tch says ruff,ruff! I say FUK YOU!

~*(*)I'm not cheating.....I'm just putting my body in use(*)*~

~*(*)Angels don't seduce thats why they call me the devil(*)*~

~*(*)Guys are there for plesure until you married...then its for money(*)*~

~*(*)Guys are like rollarcoasters, they make you sick or they give you the thrill ride of your life(*)*~

And the wonder of it all is that I am living just to fall more in love with you."

"Friends are like condoms, they protect you through hard things"

"Sticks and stones may break my bones...but whips and chains excite me!"

"I'm not that desperate, and you're not that lucky."

**The greatest pain that comes from love, is loving someone you can never have.

*-»¦«- I dOn'T kNoW wHy I loVe YoU~i DoN't KnOw WhErE i'D bE~YoUr JusT


ANoThEr GuY~bUt yOuR eVeRyThInG tO mE -»¦«-

~~Your Not Worth My Tears Your Not Worth The Heartache. I Don't Know Why


I Give You The Time. Your Not Woth The Pain Your Not Worth The Emptiness


I Don't Know Why I Wish You Were Mine ¸.·´¨`»

* if u luv some1 put their name in a circle cuz hearts break, but circles go on 4eva

*a pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bee can kiss a butterfly.The morning sun can


kiss the grass but U my friend can kiss my ass!*

~*~NO ONE dIES A VIRGIN...LIFE SCREWS US ALL!!!~*~

~Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips!~

~* they say the one u love is the one you die for but the one i love is da one i live for

(F)»-(¯`v´¯)-»¤I diøñt £iêI ju§t måkê the truth møre êxciting¤»-(¯`v´¯)-»(F)

Roll roll roll ur joint twist it @ the end, light it up an sniff it up an pass it to a friend!

Who's The ßï¯|¯©H now?!

stupid, retarded, constipated people tripping over things

-×°×~@~**To ThE WoRlD Ur JuSt 1 PeRsOn, But To 1 PerSon u CaN MeAn ThE WoRlD~@~**×°×

 ---"Love is a name, sex is a game, forget the name and play the game."

-Holy Sh*t man holy sh*t

quit ur b*tchin and get in the kitchen

if someone calls u fat u say: im only fat cuz everyoine i screw gives me a cookie by the way tell ur mom im sick of chocolate chip thnx lmao, im not blonde im just stupid lol

For all those people who like to talk shit. Don't get pissed when you get dissed cuz your just anouther bythch on mi shit list!